Tuesday, May 22, 2012

While you were in Muskoka...

Happy May 2-4 hangover week everyone! Instead of participating in the traditional binge drinking that is Victoria Day weekend, I was enlisted by my fellow teachers to participate in a "fashion show" at our school's Arts Festival. Emily and I begrudgingly dragged ourselves to daily 2-hour practices in preparation of our big debut. We are usually left out of the details of every school event, and this was no exception. Until the day of the performance, we didn't know what time we would be performing, who we would be performing for, or why the performance was taking place. I still don't have the answer to the last question, but so it goes as a foreign teacher.... lots of questions and very few comprehensible answers.


Despite the fact that we didn't really know what was going on, we set our alarm clocks for 9am Saturday morning and ventured out into the school yard to find this:


Our students had been practicing fervently during the weeks leading up to this elusive arts festival. The first time we discovered anything about it was when one of our afternoon classes was inexplicably absent. I think we were too excited with our shortened work days to notice all of this going on in our backyard. Clearly, all of their practice paid off. 





The students' families were invited to join in the festivities so we got to meet this little cutie, the little sister of one of our students.

 Sparklicious

A comedy skit to start off the talent competition. I'm sure they were hilarious, 
but they lost me at "ni hao".

This skit involved some slapstick. The little guy fell. I'm still not sure whether it was intentional or not. Funny either way.

Funnier still. "But teacher it doesn't say fuck! There's an 'x' not a 'u'!"


Chinese hip hop dance complete with guyliner. First place in my eyes. 


This was deemed a quiet zone with some zen music softly playing in the 
background while the students painted T-shirts. 

So much talent!


Day two of the arts festival brought us to the dance studio to prepare for our show. We thought it was for one more practice before our performance. We were wrong... we hung out with students while we waited to get our hair and makeup done. 

Getting ma hurr did.

Em and Carrie getting pretty-fied. Carrie is my favourite teacher at the school for obvious reasons. 

These kids make me laugh.

Transformation complete. 

Heading to the stage.



Nausea commencing at the realization that our audience is just short of 1000 people.

My 15 year old students not looking like 15 year olds as they prepare backstage for their dance number.

More Chinese hip hop. The guy with the blue jacket lurking in the background is my dance partner. My students warned me that he is a 'bad guy'. When I asked them to explain what they meant, google translate was used and the word "nymphomania" came up. Not accurate pertaining to gender, so I did a mini lesson on the gender-neutral (and slightly more appropriate?) word "creep" that day. Awesome teacher, I know.

I have a video of our performance, but that will be kept on lock down to spare myself a second round of embarrassment. Lessons learned from the arts festival "fashion show": 

1) when asked to participate in a school event, 
get EVERY detail before any agreement of participation is made

2) White men can't jump? White girls can't dance (gracefully to Chinese music).








Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Great Wall of China



Day three in Beijing was reserved for the Great Wall. And great it was. With more info from our hostel pal, Alfie, we decided that the Mutianyu portion of the wall would be our best bet. It is located only two hours from where we were staying, and Alfie assured us that it offers the best views and would be less crowded than some of the other accessible sections of the wall. The night before our big day, we made some friends at the hostel bar who were planning on doing the same trip as us. Ken and Manki are from Hong Kong and were visiting Beijing for the holiday. Ken is able to speak a bit of Mandarin (Cantonese is his first language, being from Hong Kong) so he said he would be able to find a taxi for the four of us to hire for the day. This turned out to be far more economical than taking the bus trip the hostel offered, and it was definitely much more convenient than trying to navigate public transportation on our own.


New friends at the hostel. 




Ken’s English is pretty good, so we ended up having some interesting conversations throughout the day. Both guys are studying design and fashion. Ken had brought along his sketchbook – so talented! About an hour into our hike, we stopped for a picnic. While snacking away, we started talking about the differences between Hong Kong and mainland China. It was the first (and only) conversation I’ve had in China regarding politics. Ken told us about the state of Hong Kong and how it’s gotten worse since 1997 (when China regained possession). He told us that one of his teachers described the current climate in Hong Kong as a cancer that has grown so large that it cannot be cured. He also told us about the ‘fake election’ that was being held in which only 900 people (prominent leaders in business, medicine, etc.) in Hong Kong were able to vote. Because of the language barrier and my limited knowledge on the subject, it was difficult to understand fully what this ‘cancer’ is, but my understanding is that Hong Kong is becoming more and more like mainland China and that this is seen as a threat to a lot of people. Ken said he views it as a threat to his freedom. Access to information, for example, is something that we take for granted as Canadians. Social media and sharing sites like Facebook, Youtube, and Twitter are blocked in China. More alarmingly blocked are sites like Amnesty International. These sites are still accessible in Hong Kong, but for how long? Ken said he hopes to eventually move somewhere else – to get away from the ‘cancer’ and to be able to pursue some sort of career in design. We spent about five hours on the Great Wall and conversation drifted from the not so serious topics of movies and books to UFOs and ghosts.

Picnic time




Ken's awesome sketches


Aside from the conversations, there was quite a bit of huffing and puffing (mostly coming from Nicole and me). A few sections of the wall were pretty challenging, and as mentioned in my previous post, we foolishly decided to indulge in that giant thing of beer the night before. However…now that I think about it, had we not had that much beer to drink and share with new friends, we likely wouldn’t have met Ken and Manki. All’s well that ends well.

The weather was beautiful: the skies were clear, the sun was shining, and the temperature was just right for the task of hiking up thousands of stairs. I kept stopping to take it all in (and catch my breath). What an incredible day! 












Some chick doing her makeup?







We all snoozed on the trip back to the city. Nicole and I got our stuff from the hostel and after about half an hour, we had found a taxi driver who agreed to take us where we wanted to go.

Our vacation from China

Because Conor Duffy is the best boyfriend in the world, Nicole and I were able to spend a night at the incredible Regent Beijing. I wish I had a photo of what we looked like upon check in. Backpacks on, wind blown hair, and outfitted in our Great Wall climbing clothes, I felt a little out of place in the lobby of the 5-star hotel. Not five minutes after entering our room, I headed to the fitness/ spa area with my bathing suit in hand. Pool, Jacuzzi, steam room, sauna, oh my. What a perfect way to wind down after seeing one of the world’s great wonders. Hungry and tired after our day, we ordered room service. We could have ventured out to find something a little more budget friendly but as my good pal Tom Haverford says: “Treat Yo Self!”

We decided that we would give ourselves an 18-hour holiday from China. We had zero interest in leaving our little, clean oasis (China is a lot of things; clean it is not).



I almost cried tears of joy when I saw the bathtub. 
After two months of awkward showers, this was paradise. 

Awesome view of new Beijing.

Worth every penny.

Wifi, soft mattress, Western food. Heaven.



The next morning we checked out, said good-bye, and I was in a taxi on my way back to the train station. *cue dramatic music*

Bye Beijing!

One of my neighbours for the train ride quietly texting 
and not spitting chicken toes onto the floor :)

A little trip to the dining car for some tea and snacks.

Yan Li, one of my neighbours for the train ride asked me to join him for dinner. Under normal circumstances (back home), this would be weird, but I have had so many encounters with strangers in China who go out of their way to help or give in anyway possible. Usually I'm not by myself when encountering said strangers, so this was a little out of my comfort zone, but I went with it. His English was very limited and my key Mandarin phrases were of no help, so we used a translator app on his phone to communicate. He told me (his phone told me) 'you are brave'. This made me smile. I did have a few moments of pure anxiety throughout the solo portions of my Beijing trip, but they were fleeting. And after it all, I realized that I am a lot more brave than I had thought. Even my once-picky eating habits are slowly diminishing: I tried squid and pork fat and they weren't that bad! He raised his drink to "cheers" before each sip he took and we shared some photos of family that we had on our phones (he has adorable twin baby boys).  Back in the cabin, I read, listened to music and got a full night's rest. 

The following photos perfectly illustrate how I felt about my train ride to (left photo) and from (right photo) Beijing: 

 

My short but sweet jaunt to Beijing taught me a few lessons: 
1) Always, always, opt for the sleeper instead of the hard seat for long train rides
2) Despite not speaking the language, there are always ways to communicate
3) Weird food is often tasty